Damn, you are such a shit

Hey, can you imagine when a shit smells like a shit and someone says it smells like perfume?

Seriously I can't figure out how can a shit is to be transformed to become a perfume.

But, I know who manage to do that.
The one and only ones.


The bedsheet, is the cheapest with bad quality but she claimed that it's high density!
'Owh...darling, you are so caring...'

But, guess what, I would rather say,
'Hey, keep it for yourself, bitc*'

Again, yesterday, I truly wanna show her my pretty fingers off to her.
My little fingers, preferably the middle ones.
I don't meant to be rude, but the message she sent to me yesterday is crap!

8/6/2012, Fiday
'can you return call to me after class. Aldy help you find someone to take over your room. Do you think you can move out by 22nd July, Sunday. Aunt **'

Help me? Owh...thanks for that huh! But you are the most beneficial ones in this agreement, ain't you? 

9/6/2012, Saturday
'Sorry to let you know that the tenantjust told me that he only want to move out in 1st Aug so look like you need to talk to your new landlord to ask for late move in. Every one since to change their mind so fast so I better get them to sign and commit in writing. Aunt **'

Owh, darling, you are such a crap in my eyes... ... you are the one who ask me to move out early, then, what now?! What the hell! You are now making fool and playing words with me huh? #&*%